April 2025 – wrŌte-it

AITA for eating just the cheese (and sometimes a little mayo) from Frank’s sandwiches?

Okay, hear me out. Every day, Frank brings a sandwich to work. Every day, it has the same sad components: two slices of off-brand white bread, some kind of lunch…

SwiperNoSwiping April 1, 2025

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Proposal: Implementing a ‘Farm Animal Formal’ Dress Code, Because honestly, how have we not done this already?

Look. We talk a lot about culture, engagement, morale… But have we really considered the impact of a strategic cow-print blazer initiative? Introducing: Farm Animal Formal 🐐👔🐓 A bold, innovative…

fashionably_farm_forward April 1, 2025

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Why don’t people take me seriously?

Why don’t people take me seriously? Just because I once replaced all the office coffee with decaf and watched chaos unfold like a nature documentary? Or because I may have,…

rickypoo April 1, 2025

I can't help IT

URGENT: Printer Only Works When I Talk Nicely to It??

Okay, this is going to sound insane, but I swear I’m not making this up. We have a printer in our staffing branch that only prints when I compliment it.…

TheTalentWrangler April 1, 2025

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Recruiter here, and I literally can’t find my way to the office.

So, I’ve been recruiting for a few years now, and I thought I had my commute down—until today. I had a meeting with a client at their office, and they…

PCLoadLetter702 April 1, 2025

Am I Ōver Reacting?

Am I Overreacting About My Co-Worker Always Trying to One-Up Me?

Hey everyone, I like to think I’m pretty good at what I do. I take pride in my work, I try to be a team player, and I don’t need…

Num1LeaderoftheBand April 1, 2025

Am I Ōver Reacting?

My Co-Worker Doesn’t Appreciate My Genius Ideas 😤

So, just had another “discussion” with that one coworker who refuses to see the brilliance in my ideas. 🙄 This time, I suggested we switch to interpretive dance for all…

DudeWheresMyCoffee April 1, 2025

I can't help IT

Help! Stinky Kiosk?

So, on my new teammate Steve's first day, he tries to submit his photo at the onboarding kiosk, but every time he presses the button, the machine makes loud, cartoonish…

CacheMeOutside April 1, 2025

General

I Think My Office Is Actually Just a Reality Show

So, I work in an office with a team that has somehow transformed into a full-on reality show. No one told me I’d be a contestant, but here we are.…

PaperclipHero041 April 1, 2025

Am I Ōver Reacting?

“The Lunchtime Decision Spiral: A Tragic Comedy” 😂🍔🥗💀

Why does picking lunch feel like a full-blown existential crisis?? Brain at 11 AM: “Anything sounds good, we’re chill.” Brain at 12 PM: “EVERY OPTION IS WRONG.” Fast food? Instant…

FurRealTho April 1, 2025