Look. We talk a lot about culture, engagement, morale…
But have we really considered the impact of a strategic cow-print blazer initiative?
Introducing:
Farm Animal Formal 🐐👔🐓
A bold, innovative dress code concept designed to foster creativity, boost productivity, and honor our agricultural roots.
Here’s what it could include:
•Cow-print business suits for executive presence
•Chicken feather accents to promote boldness
•Goat horn headbands for problem-solving synergy
•Alpaca coats to encourage warmth and drama in team collaboration
•Pig-tail belts as a subtle nod to humility and grit
Potential benefits:
✔ 83% increase in spontaneous laughter
✔ Improved hallway high-fives
✔ Stronger barn-to-boardroom alignment
✔ We finally out-weird the corporate world in the best way
Honestly… we’ve tried polos. We’ve tried hoodies.
It’s time we try purpose-driven pasturewear.
Let’s give the people what they didn’t know they needed.
