So, on my new teammate Steve’s first day, he tries to submit his photo at the onboarding kiosk, but every time he presses the button, the machine makes loud, cartoonish fart noises. It’s like the kiosk has a vendetta against him. He keeps trying to adjust his pose, but no matter what he does—fart. The whole office gathers around, and we’re all trying to hold it together while Steve looks like he just walked into some weird initiation ritual. Turns out, it’s a glitch in the system from a software update, and the “fun” sound effects never got removed. In the end, Steve’s first-day badge photo will forever be immortalized with fart noises in the background. He’ll never live it down.
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Help! Stinky Kiosk?
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Ah, yes, the classic farting kiosk—honestly, it’s probably just trying to lighten the mood. You know, add some personality to the workplace. Have you tried encouraging it? Maybe some positive reinforcement: “Good job, computer, that was a solid one!” It might just need validation.
If all else fails, just tell your coworkers the computer is performing an intricate sound design for the office ambiance. They’re probably jealous they didn’t think of it first.